(Leader calls) We had some chickens!
(Others answer) We had some chickens!
etc.
We had some chickens
No eggs would they lay
We had some chickens
No eggs would they la-ay
So I said honey
This sure ain't funny
We're loosing money
No eggs would they lay.
Then came that rooster
Right into our yard
He caught them chickens
Right off of their guard
They're laying eggs now
Like they never used to
The day that rooster
Came into our yard
We had some milk cows
No milk would they give
We had some milk cows
No milk would they gi-ive
So I said honey
this sure ain't funny
were loosing money
no milk would they give.
Then came that rooster
Right into our yard
He caught them milk cows
Right off of their guard
They're giving egg nog
Like they never used to
Since the day that rooster
Came into our yard.
We had some elephants
No tusks would they grow
We had some elephants
No tusks would they grow
So I said...
Then came that rooster
Right into our yard
He caught them elephants
Right off of their guard
They're laying eggs now
Of solid ivory
Since the day that rooster
Came into our yard
We had a rooster
Who was awfully gay
We had a rooster
Who was awfully gay
So I said....
Then came that butch rooster
Right into our yard
He caught that gay rooster
Right off of his guard
They're doing things now
That they really shouldn't
Since the day that rooster
Came into our yard!
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