(1)
Today I learned a special secret, Now all I got to do is keep it
Sitting on the dashboard of my car
It's a little special statue, to look over and protect me
Sitting on the dashboard of my car
(Chorus)
Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus,
Sitting on the dashboard of my car... Hallelujah
Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus,
Sitting on the dashboard of my car
(2)
Now I'm feeling quite contrary, cos I got the Virgin Mary
Sitting on the dashboard of my car
There's no room for imperfection, in my Catholic collection
Which sits upon the dashboard of my car
(3)
Jesus, Mary and St. Patrick, now I've got the holy hat-trick
Sitting on the dashboard of my car
One more statue I've got to get is the plastic Bernadette
Sitting on the dashboard of my car
(4)
Plastic Jesus, you've got to go, your magnet's burst my radio
Sitting on the dashboard of my car
But I, won't loose faith and I won't loose hope
cos, now I've got a pope on a rope
Swinging from the dashboard of my car
(5)
Once as I drove to Knock, at a petrol station I got a shock
at the special offers available to me
20 more points and I can barter for a Jesus with stigmata
to sit upon the dashboard of my car
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