The Wild Pervert

I've been a wild pervert for many a year
And I've spent all my money on leather and gear.
And now I'm returning, pursued by the law
And the straps on my G-string are rubbing me raw!

And it's no, nay, never, (right up yer kilt!)
No, nay, never no more
Will I play the wild pervert,
No never, no more.

I went to a brothel I used to frequent
And I told the landlady me habits were bent.
I asked her for kiddies, she answered me nay
Saying "habits like your could have me put away".

And it's...

I took from my pocket a handful of red
To be smoked in a joint, she went out of her head.
She said 'we've got kiddies and whips of the best,
If they can't take it all you can give me the rest!'

And it's...

I'll go to my parents, confess what I've done
And I'll ask them to pardon their incestuous son.
And if they caress me as oft times before,
Then I swear that I'll play the wild pervert once more!

And it's no, nay, never, (maybe just once)
No nay never no more,
Will I play the wild pervert,
No never, no more.

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